I'M 40!!!!

Hard to believe but I made it! 40 years...it went by like a blink of an eye. Mentally I don't feel 40. However, physically my body feels like 50. Emotionally I'm like 10. I suppose it all equals out. I've learned a great number of things over the years and perhaps one of the greatest lessons I've learned is that if you run up behind a woman and kick her in the butt as hard as you can, you will most likely REALLY tick her off (this is true for men too).